Okay, so if you know me well, you know that I'm not a huge fan of seafood. Since I have met Joe, I have discovered that I love shrimp! Then I had an unfortunate event of over-eating at Red Lobster and revisited my dinner later that evening. Since then, I have slowly regained my taste for Shrimp.
Well, it is a birthday tradition in Joe's family for Tutu & Papa (Joe's Grandparents) to take everyone out to eat at Red Lobster. Joe usually orders the Ultimate Feast. Those of you who do not visit Red Lobster too often, this PLATTER contains Maine Lobster tail, crab, shrimp, etc.

Everything really. In recent trips, Joe has let me taste his lobster and I actually enjoyed it.
This last trip to Red Lobster for Bonnie's birthday proved to be the most entertaining. Joe ordered his usual Ultimate Feast and I decided to eat my own lobster tail. I ended up ordering the Live Maine Lobster and I didn't expect to see what they brought me. Before this evening, I had only ever seen the lobster TAIL. Instead, I saw this:

My face immediately did this:

I think everyone at the table noticed, including our waiter. I had NO idea they brought you the WHOLE darn thing!!! Whiskers and all! Good grief. The next ten minutes involved Joe asking me ten times if I just wanted to eat his tail, no, just crack this thing open for me and I'll eat it. Are you sure honey? You can have my tail and I'll eat this guy. No, no, really. I'm fine. Just please open it for me.
I am happy to say, I ATE him. He was really good. I did however relinquish the claws to Bonnie. After all, it was her birthday. Since the waiter overheard my argument with my husband, they took the lobster off our bill and gave me free dessert. I told the young man that it really was okay and the lobster did after all get eaten but he informed me that Red Lobster prides themselves in excellence and even though I had no idea what I was ordering, they still wanted to make the dinner was satisfactory for me. THANK YOU RED LOBSTER!